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FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA -- When Roz (Peri Gilpin) gets an offer for a free cruise if Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) agrees to make a celebrity appearance, they decide to take advantage of the offer. At the last minute, Martin (John Mahoney) and Niles (David Hyde Pierce) also decide to make the voyage in hopes of cheering up Niles, who is depressed over the prospect of spending his wedding anniversary without his estranged wife.

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• When the waiter throws champagne in Niles's face for the second time, some of it misses him and hits Kelsey Grammer , much to the surprise and amusement of Peri Gilpin , who can be seen cracking up and trying to hide that fact.
• This is the only time in the entire eleven years of Frasier that the audience has any direct experience of Maris, or rather, her shadow. As Frasier, Roz and Martin are hiding in her bathroom, she enters. We hear her gargling and see her shadow on the shower curtain as she enters and leaves.
• Even though this episode aired after Roz finds out she is pregnant, she is seen drinking alcohol on the cruise. This episode was originally intended to air before Roz knew of the pregnancy but it was held over due to NBC broadcasting the Major League Baseball playoffs one month earlier.
• 1 Maris Crane
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Rox manages to convince Frasier to be a 'celebrity guest' on a cruise ship to Alaska, despite his initial hesitiation, so when Niles becomes depressed that he and Maris have separated again and will not be spending their anniversary together, Frasier has the idea that the whole Crane family should go on the cruise together. Unbeknownst to Niles, both Martin and Frasier also invite Maris to join them on the cruise in an attempt to get them back toegther. On board the cruise, Frasier discovers that his cabin is not the spacious room he imagined it would be, but is even more incensed when he discovers who the other 'celbrities' are who are also on board to entertain the guests - essentially a collection of unknowns and has-beens, including the Latin singing sensation, Carlos "the Barracuda". Also on the boat is the libidinous Mimi who makes a pass at Niles, all of which is seen by a horrified Maris. Frasier, Martin and Roz try to patch things up between the feuding couple by going to Maris' cabin to talk to her, but when they discover see is not there, they sneak into the cabin to admire its spaciousness. But when Maris suddenly arrives, the intruders hide in the shower, and watch Maris prepare for a date with "The Barracuda". Then Niles arrives and discovers his family hiding in the shower...

- Roz is trying to convince Frasier to do the talk on the cruise by telling him who else has done one: Roz : Gore Vidal did two of them! Frasier : Gore Vidal?! He hates everything!

- Daphne is telling Frasier about the way in which her mother used to tell her to enjoy things while she can: Daphne: "Eat your greens - there'll be no brussel sprouts in hell! Have a lie down - there'll be no naps in hell!"

- Daphne tells Frasier not to be too hard on a wet Eddie shaking himself on Frasier's wooden floors: Daphne : As me mum used to say: "There'll be no dogs in hell" Frasier : I sincerely doubt that!!

- Martin can't wait to get started on the cruise buffet: Martin : You guys coming? Niles : Dad, we ate at home. Martin : Rookie mistake - see you at dinner!

- Frasier is appalled at the quality of the other cruise "celebrities": Roz : It's not so bad - at least you got top billing. Frasier : Of course I got top billing - I'm the only one up there I've ever heard of!

- Roz wants to know why Maris is wearing black on a cruise: Frasier : Roz, the woman has virtually no pigmentation. Three minutes in the sun and she'd sear like an ahi tuna!!

- Niles wonders if Maris will take revenge on him for flirting with Mimi by going a stage further with "The Barracuda": Roz : Wow, do you think Maris is planning to "do" the Barracuda ?!

- Martin is about to head off for another meal: Frasier : My lecture's in 15 minutes. Martin : Oh well, I guess I can't do everything - tell me how it went at the midnight buffet!

- Frasier, Martin and Roz are trapped in the bathroom of Maris' cabin, so Roz tries to see her through the keyhole: Roz : I see her coat on a hat rack. [Martin and Frasier exchange knowing glances] Frasier : Look closer. Is the hat rack moving?

This is an episode that gets a bad rap in some quarters, but for me, I think it's a bit of an underrated gem of an episode that never fails to make me laugh whenever I watch it. There are loads of things about this episode that I love: Daphne's bit near the beginning where she tells Frasier about her mother's answer for everything, the running joke about the spartan condition of Frasier's cabin on board the ship which culmintaes brilliantly when he sees the interior of Maris' cabin which has a balcony and a grand piano! Martin's obsession with food on board the cruise is hilarious - his description of having eaten caribou from the Alaskan buffet was brilliant, as was the running joke which sees waiter's throwing champagne into Niles' face courtesy of large tips from Maris. The episode culminates superbly as Roz, Martin and Frasier find themselves trapped in Maris' cabin bathroom, which garners us a brief glimpse of Maris through the shower curtain - a wonderfully unexpected treat - and rounds off a superbly funny episode from this excellent season.

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Frasier's booked as a celebrity guest on a cruise ship, where Niles is aghast to find Maris aboard.

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Classic comedy. A successful radio host and sophisticated man-about-town, all life's dice seem loaded in favour of Dr Frasier Crane. Intelligent, affluent, unattached - what could go wrong? Well...

Frasier agrees to be a 'celebrity guest' on a cruise ship trip to Alaska

In the comedy's fifth series, Frasier's ex-wife and Niles become an unlikely couple, Bulldog becomes an unlikely hero, Roz thinks she's pregnant, and the radio show broadcasts its 1,000th programme

Series 5 Episode 1

Frasier's Imaginary Friend: Frasier meets a glamour model but their busy schedules make it difficult to get together

Series 5 Episode 2

The Gift Horse: As Martin's 65th birthday approaches, Frasier and Niles try to outdo each other with gifts

Series 5 Episode 3

Halloween: Niles is hosting a tasteful Halloween party. What could go wrong?

Series 5 Episode 4

The Kid: Frasier helps Roz following news about her pregnancy, but he wants to find out who dad is

Series 5 Episode 5

The 1000th Show: Frasier Crane's persistent sibling rivalry with brother Niles reaches crisis point

Series 5 Episode 6

Voyage of the Damned: Frasier agrees to be a 'celebrity guest' on a cruise ship trip to Alaska

Series 5 Episode 7

My Fair Frasier: Frasier dates a lawyer, but could a clash of careers end the affair before it's begun?

Series 5 Episode 8

Desperately Seeking Closure: Sam breaks off the relationship, and Frasier tries to find out what went wrong

Series 5 Episode 9

Perspectives on Christmas: The gang deal with the trials and tribulations of a tedious holiday season

Series 5 Episode 10

Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name: The Fox and Whistle is Frasier's new local which is bad for Daphne, who also uses the pub

Series 5 Episode 11

Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do: Frasier and Niles panic when they think Martin is preparing to ask Sherry to marry him

Series 5 Episode 12

The Zoo Story: Frasier encounters Bebe at Cafe Nervosa, and she tells him she wants him back

Series 5 Episode 13

The Maris Counselor: After visiting her therapist, Niles is convinced his marriage to Maris can be saved

Series 5 Episode 14

Ski Lodge: The Cranes, Daphne, her friend and a ski instructor get involved with each other...

Series 5 Episode 15

Room Service: A surprise visit by Lilith stirs up old feelings in Frasier, and some new ones in Niles

Series 5 Episode 16

Beware of Greeks: Frasier must deal with a family grudge when he runs into his cousin, Nikos

Series 5 Episode 17

The Perfect Guy: When a handsome doctor joins the station as a new host, Frasier tries to find his flaw

Series 5 Episode 18

Bad Dog: After a hold-up at Cafe Nervosa, Bulldog takes the credit for saving Roz

Series 5 Episode 19

Frasier's Gotta Have It: Frasier has trouble accepting his new relationship is largely built on physical attraction

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First Date: Niles plans a fake first date so that Daphne won't discover he's in fact attracted to her

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• 5.01 Frasier's Imaginary Friend
• 5.02 The Gift Horse
• 5.03 Halloween
• 5.04 The Kid
• 5.05 The 1000th Show
• 5.06 Voyage Of The Damned
• 5.07 My Fair Frasier
• 5.08 Desperately Seeking Closure
• 5.09 Perspectives On Christmas
• 5.10 Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name
• 5.11 Ain't Nobody's Business If "I Do"
• 5.12 The Zoo Story
• 5.13 The Maris Counselor
• 5.14 The Ski Lodge
• 5.15 Room Service
• 5.16 Beware Of Greeks
• 5.17 The Perfect Guy
• 5.18 Bad Dog
• 5.19 Frasier Gotta Have It
• 5.20 First Date
• 5.21 Roz And The Schnoz
• 5.22 The Life Of The Party
• 5.23 Party, Party
• 5.24 Sweet Dreams

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Frasier and his friends and family take a cruise that soon leads up to Niles trying to reconcile with Maris.

• Double Entendre : This gem. Niles: Oh, damn. She started without me. Frasier, Roz, Martin: Ewww... Niles: [indignant] Drinking the champagne. Frasier, Roz, Martin: [relieved] Ohh.
• Food Slap : Maris hires a waiter to throw champagne in Niles' face when she sees him apparently getting cosy with Mimi. Niles: ( after the second glass ) Just out of curiosity, how much are these running her?
• Hypocrite : Martin lampshades his own hypocrisy for telling Frasier not to meddle in other people's lives, and then turning around and inviting Maris on the cruise.
• Lounge Lizard : The Barracuda, a sleazy singer booked on the cruise who apparently picks one woman in the audience of each show to be his "special lady" for the night by giving her a rose.
• Skewed Priorities : While trying to help Niles and Maris reconcile, Frasier is repeatedly taken aback at how prestigious the suite Maris has on the ship is, even noting that the bathroom is bigger than his whole cabin.
• Strange Minds Think Alike : Both Frasier and Martin asked Maris to come on the cruise to reconcile with Niles.
• Frasier S 05 E 05 The1000th Episode
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• Frasier S 05 E 09 Perspectives On Christmas

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Summary "Frasier" provides a weekly dose of the neuroses and tribulations suffered by an insecure and pompous psychiatrist, Dr. Frasier Crane, host of a Seattle radio advice show at KACL. The twice-divorced doctor's peaceful home life of fine cigars and haute cuisine was shattered when his gruff, ex-cop father, Martin, was injured in the line of ... Read More

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Martin : [giving Niles food advice]  Now the buffets come at a pretty good pace, so you gotta pace yourself. And watch out for your fillers - your breads, your rolls, your chips, your dips. You've only got so much room - don't be a hero.

Daphne Moon : [coming out from her bedroom dressed in a robe]  Hello, Dr. Crane.

Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, hello, Daphne. Looking very... comfortable for afternoon.

Daphne Moon : I just love days like this... nowhere to go, nothing to do... though I have this sneaking suspicion I've forgotten something.

Dr. Frasier Crane : Like getting dressed?

Daphne Moon : [looking out the window]  Oh, I could watch the rain for hours. Of course, when I was a little girl, I hated the rain. Stuck inside, couldn't go out and play. But my mum always said, "enjoy it while you can, there'll be no water in hell." Of course, that was her answer for everything. "Eat your veggies, there'll be no Brussels sprouts in hell... have a lie-down, there'll be no naps in hell..."

Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne, you know I am a therapist, if you'd like to talk about this sometime.

Daphne Moon : About what?

Dr. Frasier Crane : Nothing.

Daphne Moon : I wish I could remember what it is I forgot to do. Oh well, you know what they say - if you can't remember, it probably wasn't important anyway.

[at that moment, a furious Martin comes in, soaking wet from the rain] 

Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad!

Daphne Moon : [realizing]  Oh no!

Dr. Frasier Crane : [getting up from the piano stool]  You are dripping!

Martin : Yeah, that's what'll happen when you're standing out on the corner waiting for your ride!

Daphne Moon : Mr. Crane, I am so sorry!

Daphne Moon : What the hell were you thinking?

Dr. Frasier Crane : Venting these emotions is all well and good, Dad, but I just had these floors waxed!

[Frasier takes Martin's coat and hands him a towel, rushes to lay down a newspaper] 

Martin : [to Daphne]  I said four o'clock on the corner of Second and Bell.

Daphne Moon : Well, you should have called me!

Martin : Well, I was afraid if I went looking for a phone I'd miss you!

Dr. Frasier Crane : I know exactly what you're going to say. You're going to say I should mind my own business and keep my big bazoo shut.

Martin : I was gonna say "fat yap", but you're in the ballpark.

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